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Honey Badger Hideout

A LOW KEY PLACE YOU CAN GO TO HAVE A GREAT TIME AND DRINK WITH FRIENDS THAT DON'T GIVE A SHIT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT TROUBLE FROM OTHERS OR THE POLICE.

HONEY BADGERS TAKE WHAT THEY WANT!
HONEY BADGER HIDEOUT IS A PLACE STOCKED FULL OF BOOZE, BEER, YOUR BOYS AND BITCHES.
by TAMPAWOLFPACK December 27, 2011
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Turkish Honey Jar

Widely practiced in Turkey-When a combination of bodily fluids (urine, semen, saliva, blood, mucus, tears, pus, and feces) is mixed in a honey jar, only to be dumped in a partners anus or mouth during intercourse, only to be violently shook around inside the mouth or anus, then spat back onto the partner.(does not have the same effect with gay sex due to gay sex being not okay), (works fine with lesbian sex though)
“Son, why does your breath smell so foul?” “Shit got wild last night and I decided to give my girlfriend the Turkish Honey Jar, Mom!”
by JamesMattiasMcCDrPr69 December 20, 2018
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honey moon phase

When you don't see anyone else as attractive, compared to the one your heart is set on.
Guy: Man, Jenna has me hooked, I think I'm in the honey moon phase, I don't see anybody else, and she's all I think about!
Guy 2: Wow, that's a lot to take in. She's the one.
by aaayJayJay February 20, 2009
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Honey Badger

A gay or "sweet" cop. The "sweet" comes from "Honey," and "cop" comes from "Badger," as in one that possesses a badge.
1. My friend, Lance, was cuffed, thrown in the car, and forced to give oral sex to some Honey Badger named "Royster."
by BradB5 July 25, 2011
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honey spot

that honey spot was rank, the one down on the corner my boy the condition smushed
by evdrizz January 15, 2010
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Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021
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honey boots magenta

Her real name A.L.P. She has The eyes of a child, and the soul of a lost friend and the heart of a Lioness. She will stand by you in all you do. Even when you fail yourself. She'll be there to support her love for you and with you. Her laugh is sweet as her honey pot. She taste like a Georgia peach as she drips down your chin, and you pull her closer to get every drop. She is a biter. And the best lover I ever known. And she was the best friend, I ever had. I'll miss you Cricket.
Who is that?

Oh! That's my Honey Boots Magenta!
by cravin Morehead November 10, 2018
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