HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 06, 2024

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

kagle hold

When a gross dude hugs you and you clench everywhere, even down there.

Marco sees a gross dude hugging Erin in the distance. MARCO :(yelling) "Erin, initiate a kagle hold. ERIN: (yelling back) Roger that!

by Terio Marin November 13, 2016

holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

Holding a clock

You're GAY and FATHERLESS , no milk, no dad, your family doesn't love you, L

Look at her holding a clock...... She's so gay

by Vanessa88 April 17, 2022

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 09, 2020

Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 09, 2020