Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3

Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

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Sponge Goggle

When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.

She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.

by nyf’e January 1, 2022

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Bomber goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on the bridge of another person's nose so that a testicle drupes over each eye to emulate goggles, especially those worn by world War two bomber pilots.

My dad gave me a set of bomber goggles last night and it made breakfast pretty awkward.

by Ishmael the orphan February 12, 2022

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ayala goggles

when students at ruben s. ayala highschools are so chopped that people who are typically viewed as unattractive, becomes attractive.

John: "yo ___ is so pretty"
Jamal: "hell naw twin, ayala goggles fr"

by foottickler69420 July 26, 2025

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Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.

I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.

by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024

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tinder goggles

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.

Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017

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