Garden Pig

a childish term for a wood-louse

"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"

by the Jazz man July 13, 2009

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.

Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”

by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023

fanny garden

A very hairy pussy

Oh I fucked Caron yesterday she’s got a fanny garden you know

by Fat fanny garden October 19, 2018

Vejen garden

a relatively unknown marching band internationally, but super underrated. the biggest marching in denmark, won the european championship in 2022, and the world championship in marching and concert in 2024

vejen garden is pretty good

by krillabis April 4, 2025

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017