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fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history 

A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.

Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.

It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"

Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
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now listen up you fat fuck 

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.
When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."

Sike you weird fuck 

This isn’t the link to the cp video you weird ass bitch 🤡

uncle you wanna fuck

A hot person who happens to be an uncle who you would like to have relations with
Jadon is very attractive and just happens to be an uncle you wanna fuck ,and I would like to have relations with him and show him my angle dog
uncle you wanna fuck by Uilf September 26, 2022

you fat fuck 

"fat fuck" when used endearingly to reference a specific person.
Fuck you, you fat fuck!, I love you! Let's fuck!
you fat fuck by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

you selfish fuck 

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.
person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

Armstrong the fuck out of you 

A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.
''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''