Fluntheric

To strangle someone who is in the process of jerking off

I told you to stop jerking off now I’ll fluntheric you!

by Fatbaby3002 September 23, 2025

Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.

“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”

by UFried October 10, 2025

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

cherry fountain

Another way to describe a womans period, most suitably used when wearing a tampon.

Kay your tampon is like a mouse drinking from a cherry fountain

by emmanator March 24, 2009

skeet fountain

a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.

Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.

by Sir Squarepants July 1, 2009

chunnel funt

A toned down version of fucking cunt meant to avoid confrontation with conservative dispositions.

You're a chunnel funt.

Aw shit dude, her best friend cock blocked you?! What a chunnel funt!

by sdsucostume September 25, 2009