grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother

grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now

by datboroboy January 15, 2017

Grand Father

Grand Father also known as Profiter or Bjorn is a broke random that has 0 funds to his name.

He also sucks P9s Dick.

Steve: Ay who's that one broke nigga from the Netherlands that was begging me to put him on?
Alex: Oh thats grand father. Also called "Profiter".

by NosePvPfan123 April 28, 2022

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 07, 2019

father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Your brother aint gonna be a father

This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister

This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.

Person A: your mom gay

Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father

*the whole universe collapses*

by ravjeeet March 19, 2018

Father Marshall

A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.

Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.

Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..

by Pewpew boom boom March 01, 2018