Fecal blizzard

When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.

When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.

Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.

I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.

by Aqua lung October 7, 2013

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Feckless barbie

Ivanka Trump.

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.

by Commiemommie June 12, 2018

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screaming feces

the state of having really bad shits

or screaming baby mice

"whats wrong with frank" "oh he has the screaming feces"

look at them little screaming feces so cute

by psycho_joe_2 February 23, 2009

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When someone gets so drunk they go to the toilet with the intentions of throwing up, however when they give that first heave they lose all control of their bowels and not only do they throw up but also shit and piss at the same time. Thus creating the elusive TRI-FECTA of shitting,pissing, and puking at the same time!

Brown was so drunk at the party he went into the bathroom and pulled a tri-fecta!

by mainesoxfanidc June 3, 2009

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