Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Easy and Going

Someone who is easy to get, and goes from person to person, Kinda like a hoe..

Girl 1: She broke up with me..
Girl 2: Girl I warned you, she was easy and going anyway.
Girl 1: Yeah you’re right.

by Richoffprayer$ December 2, 2025

easy-single

a type of cheese, cheese brand

It's like being compared to cheese and then being happy because you're an easy-single.

by oldsailor December 1, 2017

Nice and easy

To perform an action in slow, careful, gentle, or tenderly way.

"She stroked my cock nice and easy"

by Nadinelrobles February 7, 2018