Doughnut Puncher 

1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens

i think it speaks for itself

Doughnut Puncher by sea bass March 8, 2003

ta-kwee-dough beer farts 

caused by a long night of drinking and making a trip to whataburger for sausage and egg taquitos. very very raunchy. strong enough to kill a horse.

Go outside if your going to have ta-kwee-dough beer farts!

ta-kwee-dough beer farts by Erin Byrne October 13, 2006

Doughnut 

Object used in the trade of sexual favors. Participants in trade include hungry girls who haven't eaten anything all day because of work, and potheads who are in possession of the doughnut.

"Omg, can I have that doughnut? I haven't eaten anything all day cuz of work. I'll do anything for that doughnut"

Doughnut by the meows May 3, 2010

Holy Doughnut Assassins 

Something that should not be explained to ones elders.

"Holy doughnut assassins!"

Holy Doughnut Assassins by Holy Doughnut Assassin April 9, 2009

glaze doughnutting 

to expel seamen onto yourself, another, or group of people. left to dry resembling a glazed doughnut.

when jerking it Chris and Howel began glaze doughnutting themselves, covering their chests in seamen.

glaze doughnutting by yak sniffleson November 2, 2011

jelly doughnut 

When you cum in a girls mouth, then punch her in the stomach so it comes out of her nose, then punch her in the nose so it comes out all bloody

jelly doughnut by CHAZ March 7, 2003

sour dough 

What a woman's fingers or hands smell like after having sex. However, they do not smell like sour dough if she has only been masturbating herself (this is an important distinction to make).

"Oh yeah, if I'm just masturbating myself, uh, then why do my fingers smell like sour dough?!"

(Upon having received a high-five from someone who just "got her some of that"): "Sniff, sniff, sniff... sour dough?"

sour dough by Troy Bulletinboard January 15, 2012