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Water Dong

Term for a water bottle filled with a clear alcohol, preferably cheap vodka.
Yea I snuck some vodka in with my water dong. I am so drunk, I have been water donging it all day.
by cobrandy June 16, 2010
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massive dong

Is where someone has a big penis or alternatively is a massive prick
1) that bloke over there is a massive dong.

2) that macaroon has a massive dong
by Grandmaster ramrod December 30, 2013
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hot dong

A sexual encounter in which the penis of a male sexual partner is placed inside a hotdog bun and then consumed by the other sexual partner in some form of fellatio. The hot dong can be performed either flaccid or erect, depending on penis size and sexual fetish.

The hot dong can be garnished with the usual condiments: ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, etc. The bun can be toasted to improve the texture, taste, and structural integrity of the hot dong.
My girlfriend was hungry after watching 50 Shades of Grey, so I gave her a hot dong.
by cmd1992 May 13, 2016
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tom delonge

An arrogant cocklord! Don't get me wrong, Blink we're one of my favourite bands growing up and i still listen to them to this day, but Tom seems like an absolute jerk! Mark and Travis are cool and all, but before the self-titled album came out, Tom said it would blow everyone's mind. It turned out mediocore at best and had none of the catchy-pop like toilet humor that we had learned to love from Enema of the State, Dude Ranch and Cheshire Cat. After they broke up he started A.V.A and said it was gonna be huge and epic. Its not bad, but comeon Tom, epic? Its not like its the Star Wars trilogy or something. If your reading this, just learn not to hype it up too much and fail to deliver.
"Keep your head still, i'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill.."

Sounds like Tom Delonge ran outta words...

Anyone else notice mark writes much better songs?
by pagis88 September 11, 2006
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dong water

The result of a man taking a piss.

Derived from "bong water", the water used in a bong (obviously); and "Dog Water", one of the phony advertisements on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."
After a long night of drinking Rolling Rocks and playing video games nonstop, the Angry Nintendo Nerd had to reach for the pause button -- he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of "dong water"...
by Jason L. July 5, 2007
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ding dong

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
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tom delonge

A pussy ass wimp. He used to be cool and hot in Blink-182. But then since becoming a big floppy haired tight trouser bad singing , writing and performing twat. He also reckons he's gods messanger. Loopy . or what. Doesn't care about any of his fans. Don;t support the faggo.
Whos tht gay, greasy haired fag on stage talking about war...
Tom Delonge
by Keishahahahahah August 29, 2006
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