sea cow

a large bitter cow shaped women,usauly a manager of a restaurant,or some one who has access to corndogs,and fried foods,a vermont sea beast! that feeds herself with other peoples misery.

a very very LARGE women,who snacks on other peoples men!this sea cow just gobbled up my man!

by [e-mail] March 13, 2011

Cow-ery

The study of cows (specifically cows, and cows only)
This word was created when I was trying to explain how much of a retard I was, then happened to make up this word. Or at least I think I made it up.. o_o

I am interested in cow-ery

by Nikkeh Nightmare November 18, 2010

Cow muffin

Means you're a ding dong

Hey jaleel you're a cow muffin

by Penis wumbler October 27, 2016

walking the cow

Doing nothing, walking aimlessly

"oh you know, i've just been walking the cow."

by nycbikemap December 28, 2019

Chaotic Cows

Chaotic Cows isnt just a friend group. Its an elite group of people, they are an escape from this cruel world,they ARE art or a hug from a loved one. They're everything you've ever wanted in your life,if you think about it and admire each of them they are the most ethereal beings. Its like a sunset, different shades of colours combined to create a beautiful atmosphere. All in all, they are a bunch of chaotic and humorous friends that are wrapped together like the first gift you open on Christmas.

"Chaotic cows are the swaggiest people you'll meet"

by cosmic_teddyy April 25, 2021

Golden-Cow

Noun; A woman who was once a Murf-Beast, but is no longer one do your one night of drinking, and while blacked out you slept with her, transforming the murf-beast into a golden-cow.

As the morning sun came though my window the evil murf-beast was gone. in its place was a golden-cow...and the worst hangover I have ever had.

by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010

Cow fishing

see also
cattle man
cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005