crap cowboy

A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.

Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!

by charlesisawesome August 29, 2007

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mustache cowboy

A man with a robust mustache who frequently mounts women upon his face saddle, therefore giving a mustache ride.

Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.

by MegStin September 1, 2015

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british cowboy

an Australian

"All you are is a british cowboy"

by soinnocentitsevil December 4, 2017

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cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

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drugstore cowboy

Noun. A robber who specializes in drugstores, the places where the drugs are. See the movie, "Drugstore Cowboy."

"I robbed a drugstore last night, and got a load of fine downers, so I'm a drugstore cowboy."

by Joyce Boles April 9, 2006

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A lazy bastered who failed out of Shepherd College and spends most of his days not showering, trying to get laid, smoking weed, or getting drunk.
Cowboy is known for thinking he is cool but in reality he is like Bigfoot int he respect that everyone talks about him but doesn't want to see him plus thye both smell like shit

He is known for yelling Yehaw, and for his outits as well. If you see a man in a cowboy hat a redskins jersey, dirty jeans, and sandals run

"Oh man who invited Cowboy Bob to the party"

by biznass July 25, 2004

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cowboy

To handle a complex problem with a simplistic approach that totally misses the mark but seems brave, strong and courageous. The key player substitutes bravado and bluster for skill, understanding and tact. Boldness trumps intelligence.

You could count on then President Bush to cowboy any serious problem, wrestling it to the ground like a rodeo star, manhandling the most serious challenges of the century as if they were steers in the ring.

by Songpoet December 28, 2005

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