Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase

Erection correction

by Feenix79 June 2, 2024

Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024

Mike Cornelisse Effect

The Mike Cornelisse effect is a commonly known effect in algebra where for each Mike a Cornelisse must follow. Due to the nature of Mike Cornelisse an infinite amount of Mike can be created in between Mike and Cornelisse, causing the amount of Cornelisse to also increase towards infinity. This results in a sentence of infinite Mikes followed by infinite Cornelisses

Person 1: 'Hey did you hear about the Mike Cornelisse effect?'

Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'

Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'

by NotMikeCornelisse December 1, 2024

Beth Cornelius

A Beth Cornelius is the description and term for when one takes a bowel movement that is so foul smelling and malodorous it strongly bothers the person that took the bowel movement.

This morning I took a Beth Cornelius that had me running out of my bathroom due to the pungent odor.

by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 4, 2025

Beth Cornelius

When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.

Beth Cornelius showed up and we had to open every door in the house.

by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025

Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

Convo Corral

This is the term for a group text. There can be many wonderful shared snickers and misunderstandings due to things being read out of context. It can be quite amusing when there are more than five participants.

Ellie was pretty pissed off at Chazz due to his snarky emoticon in reaction to Brad's post about Sabrina and Megan's brunch with Sebastian. Ellie replied with dark vibes with Chazz double v'in to the t and then the f. Megan became an online moms to remind everyone they were friends. It was just another typical ego dust-up at the Convo Corral.

by von groovy September 17, 2025