Cooper Blanchard

A boy with light brown hair and blue eyes and a ugly face and picks his nose. A huge baseball fan but he also probably secretly likes boys too but I am whateves I don't judge.

ME: I like you
Cooper Blanchard: Go fuck yourself!
ME: Go fuck YOURSELF your the gay one

by MadGirl101 December 14, 2017

Cooperate

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately

Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS

by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024

cooper todd

a white foo who works at burger king

Cooper todd pressed sum random

by sakē December 15, 2021

Cooper Cooper

For people that can't spell Cooper once For people that can't spell Cooper once

Cooper Cooper is is not not very very good good at at life life

by YAYMANYAY February 4, 2022

Cooper

This cool dude is quiet when you first meet him, but gain his trust, and he will be open to you and maybe the most loyal friend (or boyfriend) you will ever have. Friendly but shy, he's a great guy to have on your side.

Guy 1: Woah, who's that guy?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Cooper.
Guy 1: A Cooper? Sheesh. I've heard of Coopers. They're pretty sick.
Guy 2: Ya betta believe it!

by Manthemanofyes November 4, 2021

cassie cooper

; a girl who is dating jacob sartorius in her imagination. she is a mega fangirl but only for Jacob. she is blonde and acts like it too.

“Jacob posted, let’s go see if Cassie Cooper commented on his picture”

by wedontlikecassie123 December 21, 2018

Cooper

If your a cooper a lot of girls probably like you but u don’t have a girlfriend because you tend too date multiple people at once u most likely have blond or brown hair you probably are stuck up about your looks and everyone around thinks it’s anoyying. You will probably match with the initials g,l,j you have lots of friends but know one you can really talk too and your very sensitive most likely short

Wow he’s short he must be a cooper

by Anonymousmomm November 23, 2021