Cookie Quencher

Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.

Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.

Damn these cookies won't digest. I need a cookie quencher!

by The Right v Wrong April 27, 2009

cookie rubbing

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"

Did you say you were going to go cookie rubbing with Joey tomorrow night? Sign me up!

by jssynth July 10, 2020

Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

by Sironius April 2, 2016

meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.

Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell

by bigdkA July 9, 2016

porch cookie

A prostitute on house arrest.

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."

by odbal. August 29, 2021

cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?

by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010

Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10

Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same

by MazDavidson August 12, 2020