crookedem 

to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

crookedem by the kid from out of town February 12, 2008

cookers 

1) to react in an intensely irrarional manner

2) an overwhelming feeling of emotions, often causing a complete and total breakdown

3) an absurdity

I was cookers last week. I did way too many drugs.

Cookers! That baby just gave me the devils eye

cookers by hanazoew March 17, 2008

cookeebath

An image that is thought to be something sexy, but turns out to be a trick and a picture of tubgirl.

Fucks sake, this guy just send me a cookeebath.

cookeebath by Novie April 3, 2009

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

Crooked Nasty by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Cookerspanil 

A type of dog spelled without the second "c" so it can be made into a runescape account.

player:haha you spelled your username wrong!
Cookerspanil:you cannot have offensive words in your username newb.

Cookerspanil by skullboy736 February 21, 2009

Cookerist 

Somebody who is so high that they are the most cooked.

Ian is a cookerist.

Cookerist by Cook Master July 22, 2009

Cooged 

When a cougar sucessfully stalks and captures its prey(younger guy). Usually the coog-ee will be too distracted by tits and/or ass to articulate this, but the friends that he leaves behind will most likely remark on their bro getting cooged.

Sexy Lady: Hey Chaz, do you want to come do some unimportant task privately with me away from your friends?
Chaz: Sure, (to friends) I'll see you guys later.
You Guys: Damn bro, Chaz just got cooged.

Cooged by WDEagle December 24, 2010