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computer

the thing people use to:
1. Watch videos
2. Listen to music
3. Play games
4. Sleep on
5. Do other stuff
by Eemeli0123 March 9, 2024
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Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have
Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul
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computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays
Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!
by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025
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glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them
— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020
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Best A“I” “Company”(Temu lemonade stand with Gertrude and Mark) in the world.
I just used the Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness website and it caused me to lose 69 sextillion brain cells from Gertrude.
by ACCMONKEY December 10, 2025
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Computer Bunny

A biological male who is interested in tech related things, while constantly switching from being masculine to feminine.
Did you see that Jake guy today, he was wearing a skirt right?
Yeah, he's a real computer bunny, ya know?
by BunnySmile June 30, 2021
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