Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation

Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it

Coffee button syndrome by B_witched9 October 13, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

Coffee-beaned by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Coffee Bong

A slang term for a (Coffee) Siphon.

The coffee bong brews well.

Coffee Bong by pornstitute October 29, 2025

Coffee Giggle Time

1. When a group, or gathering of people gather together planned or not, around a coffee pot, coffee shop or social situation that involves coffee, and gab, socialize, gossip and start laughing and smiling.

2. An excuse to escape everything and drink coffee.

1. Let’s meet at Starbucks for “coffee giggle time!”

2. I need to not work so hard and have “coffee giggle time!”

Coffee Giggle Time by Charrid December 17, 2025

Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee

If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?

Coffee-functional by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

Coffee-functional by Uncle Dimma March 4, 2026

Coffee Computer Ballistic Missile

For one to eat a large quantity of walnuts.

He coffee computer ballistic missiled on thursday!

Coffee Computer Ballistic Missile by pizzaman120124 March 14, 2026