check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Juggalo Checklist and Creedo

Juggalo Checklist:

___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)

___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)

___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits

___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)

___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me

___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go

___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated

___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.

___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:

I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.

Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?

Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!

by Plain Cat May 25, 2006

Reality Check

A New York State-based youth anti-smoking organization that uses the same manipulative tactics to attract teens that they denigrate Big Tobacco for. They have a branch in every county in New York State. The organization and its representatives tend to be hypocritical, self-righteous, and defensive when contradicted. Currently involved in a censorship campaign to ban instances of smoking from movies, without any regard for the sanctity of the art.

Most kids just go to Reality Check events for the free stuff.

by Wreck the Check December 28, 2005

Checketts

The slimey resedue usually found on the back of older toasters. It is volitile in scent and mildly sticky to the touch. The scent of checketts will often attract a variety of woodland creatures including squirrels and possums.

person 1: Damn theres checketts on my toaster again
person 2: Dont get any on you or you'l be attacked by a possum!
person 1: Oh yea, bad memorys

by CHworks November 22, 2009

emotionally body-checked

When someone puts you up against the boards emotionally. They beat you down anyway possible without laying a hand on you. Typically, they result in tears.

Today the new general manager of our Chicago office came to town. He met and shook everyone's hand with the exception of me. I was totally emotionally body-checked.

by uknowmeJO January 19, 2010

brain check

-noun
An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.

Guy 1 "DUDE ok so last night- "
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."

by Rob the Baller February 5, 2008

oil check

To put out your middle and index finger out and shove them up some one's ass.

Today Tim oil checked Mike so hard he started to bleed out of his ass.

by Mr. Gzella October 25, 2006