CHAIR

YOUR ARE A GAY BASTARD WHO SUCKS ONLY DICK. YOU HAVE HIV AND YOU LOVE GAY ORGIES

YOU ARE A CHAIR

by edrwejrew February 21, 2018

Mr Chair

He is the coolest youtuber ever he has big muscles and you should subscribe to him

You will never be as good as Mr Chair!!

by BigCockChair February 2, 2021

Psycho Chair

that one friend who loves books, art, and music. quiet sometimes, annoying sometimes, very supportive and openminded. Some psychotic tendencies, a few misspelled words here and there. uses incorrect grammar ironically. Depressed, introverted, extroverted, and most importantly, they know what ribbed means.

"Man, that chair is such a psycho. A psycho chair, if you will."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Breasting Chair

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting

“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”

by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

chair

i walked into my room to see my beautiful room mate lying on my bed completly naked. my eyes looked her up and down. her massive boobs were bouncing on her chest and she was humping my pillow. my heart started beating faster. i slowly walked over to her and she grabbed me, pulling off my clothes. she slowly peeled off my bra and thong and i jumped on her. she aggresively kissed my lips, and played with my tongue. i slowly moved up and sat on her head. she licked my pussy so hard i moaned loudly. our room mate heard and made her way in. she saw us and immediatly pulled all her clothes off. she grabbed me and sat on top of me, humping and scissoring my pussy. her chest bounced as she went up and down. our other room mate clearly felt jealous so she licked alissa (the third room mate)'s pussy slowly, to make her beg for it. i was in heaven. we were moaning very loudly. 'ahhhh, stop it!' i shrieked while alissa rubbed her pussy on mine. our english teacher was walking by, and heard us. she opened thedoor and saw us. alissa stopped for a second but i begged her to keep going. she obeyed, and licked me even faster. i saw a flash of anger on the teacher's eyes. it was soon replaced with a look of greed. she ran up to us, slowly undressing as she went, grabbed me and pinned me against the wall. she shoved her massive tits in my face, before proceeding to finger my pussy. the others watched

chair.

yup

by bipwulf [sub to me on yt] May 15, 2022

chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

by bannercracker November 22, 2010