Brandon

Full out flamer!! Loves the cock!!

I'm such a Brandon

by g-man12 September 8, 2010

brandon

1.A gay asian who tries to act white.

2.A douchebag who fails every class in school.

Brandon has an IQ below 50, how can such a retard exist?

by thatshoweroll December 24, 2008

brandon

a guy who is epic, in general, and who is more stubborn than me. and my only male bestfriend!!! he makes me smile. and hes cooollllll

me on my fone: omg i can't wait to walk through the rain!!! :) i love it!!!

brandon walking past me: hey mari it stopped raining!!!1

by texasgirl:) August 16, 2011

Brandon

The biggest dickhead ever that just uses girls for sex and hurts girls. Never trust Brandon. he's the worst.

"I'm finally dating Brandon!"
"Gross, I dated him last week and we left me to go to the mall with some girl , than left me for other bitches at a party. But ya know, good luck..."

by mrs.fuckedyobitch April 6, 2015

Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"

by nastytown August 28, 2015

Brandog

A tiny kid who is smart but is bald and a simp. Salt is the only food that he eats and has moustacehec that is 1 km long.

look a baldon ate salt so he bcame brandog fatdog

by widebaz June 17, 2020

Brandon

One that exaggerates about the truth and throws in things that never happened, but in his mind they happened. Often drives around with his left arm hanging out of the driver side window with a cigarette in hand. He sits in his car with a partial gangster lean.

Timmy: "I was talking to this girl at the bar and she was a perfect 10! I ended up taking her home and bangin the shit out of her. I did things that made her scream for her momma and the next day I woke up and told her to go home."

John: "But Steve told me that you were with him playing poker that night."

Timmy: "Oh yeah you're right."

John: "Man you just pulled a Brandon."

by J Tats October 8, 2011