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bumpermagnet

A stupid bicycle rider/skateboarder who does not follow rules or, especially, common sense when riding on streets with cars. Mostly seen in college towns or larger urban settings. This can also pertain to walkers, stroller pushers, joggers and fitness fanatics who "can't let my heart rate drop". Unfortunately, sometimes it drops to ZERO bpm.
ASU has a large number of bumpermagnets on the street. Especially between 8AM and 3PM.

The best way to become a bumpermagnet is to wear headphones while skateboarding in traffic. It is lucky is when you only end up with a case of road rash.

This bumpermagnet was nothing but a smear on the pavement when he ran a stop sign when a bus was coming.
by coyotemutt March 7, 2014
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bumping buddy

I'd like you to meet K. She's my bumping buddy.
by Davidornado December 7, 2014
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Bump Mode

Boy #1: "I'm hooking up with jamie tonight, How's the dick ?"
Boy #2: "Man DO NOT do it!! That shit on bump mode!!!"
by BitchYouMad_xoxo May 15, 2015
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Bump the bean

Insufflating blow off of a clitoris.
Yo, did Cindy let you bump the bean last night at the bachelor party?
by JLeno December 2, 2016
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bumper clad ting

bumper clad ting (adjective ) meaning something that the person did was really special and will only happen on one special time.
Damn Nathan ;thats a bumper clad ting my brudda !
by HoskingBogii January 4, 2017
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Bumpeejunks

Those bumps that look like pimples but they ain't really pimples that appear on a meff abusers face.
Look at her bumpeejunks.. She keeps picking at them!
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Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass
ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night
by madjunkie March 16, 2017
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