the bruce

when a guy sneaks up from behind a girl and grabs hers tits aggressivly and rips at them while simultaneously slaping her ass

whoa did you just see bruce do the bruce to kayleigh?
no but now you owe him 6 bucks

by bigballler23 July 6, 2011

Bruce

Bruce is a slang term for the word batch. Batch is a slang word for tobacco. You put bruce under neath yout bowls. A prefered mixture for bruce bowls is 50/50(50 percent bruce and 50 percent weed) Bruce always goes on the bottom. Bruce is a necessity. Without bruce we will all die. Thank god for bruce.

Do you have any bruce for my bowl?
I picked up a fresh pack of bruce.

by Bag of Destiny December 26, 2007

brucely

The act of excessively loud kissing by an obnoxiously lame couple or the act of being generally obsessive with your significant other. Commonly referred to as being gay.

The wicked gay couple was making out in front of the local pizza shop on Main street while holding each other in an affectionate, but also very flamboyant manner. It was the most disgusting display of brucely to happen yet.

by Kristina January 25, 2005

Bruce Dickface

Anyone who is an asshole, jerk, nerd, creep, etc.

Also used in the shorthand version of Bruce.

Originated by recording group RUMBACAT in their song, "Bruce" (2003).

"He tried to be funny by repeating what we'd say / but the only funny thing was laughing when he went away / he thought it was cool when Jethro played the flute / yeah, my mom dated a Bruce"

by ZDS August 23, 2004

Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011

Jack Bruce

Bassist and vocalist for Cream. He is a mediocre musician and he is also a dick. He called Led Zeppelin "crap" and started bitching about their reunion tour. Also a cranky old man filled with jealousy.

Greg: Psh, Dan sucks at playing guitar
Dave: He's better than you. Stop being such a Jack Bruce.

by Page218 May 5, 2009

Brunelle

A boy, whose dick is really small, and might infact maybe considered a clitorous.

Who what a brunelle

by Nick Burnelle May 27, 2009