Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"

I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.

by Sean Feeney August 16, 2007

God Block

A "God Block" is when you meet a girl and things are going well, until she brings up god, after which the conversation completely falls apart. Effectively playing the traditional cock block role of the fat friend.

Dude this girl was awesome; we had chemistry, she was hot, and then out of nowhere I got God Blocked. I mean seriously who asks a guy what his favorite hymn is?

by Captain Thunderblumpkin September 4, 2010

M-block

a place in mahopac that is ghetto and is more ghetto than carmel which is filled with a bunch of crackers who think they are ghetto

cramel kid: yo this place is ghetto

other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole

M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!

by chuck norris is my idle July 24, 2008

snatch block

A woman who interferes with another woman's attempts to score with a guy. Similar to some definitions of cock block, except that a woman is competing for the attention of another woman's man.

Girlfriend: My roommate Griselda is such a snatch block!
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Out of all my friends, she only talks to you. And she practically dresses up whenever you come over!

by The Rhino's Nemesis June 4, 2010

lock-blocked

the phenomena occuring when a female bends over and reveals what would normally be clevage, which is instead blocked by her locks of hair falling down over her shoulder

Dude look at Amy try to get that notebook out of her backpack

Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked

by eggz09 May 11, 2011

tit block

similiar to cock block, but from a female's point of view. It usually happens when the other girl has larger boobs.

That bitch totally just tit blocked me from that hot guy at the bar.

by sftbllr101877 February 4, 2010

Mok Block

The act of, or, pertaining to; completely fail at courting the opposite sex, and have said plan backfire, for the amusement of others. To "cock block" yourself.

To stupidly think that because your pick up attempt with one girl didn't work, trying to hit on her best friend by insulting the first girl; and thinking the women will not share messages.

2 brothers decide to pick up two best friends. After each brother fails with the original girl they picked, they swap the girls' info and proceed to hit on the next one by insulting the previous girl. Thinking the best friends will not share the info with each other and laugh at how miserable the brothers attempts were.

Bahahaha dude those two just Mok blocked themselves

by lemonadeizgoodshiet April 18, 2010