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Get the Body Beard mug.A Gummy Beared is when a handful of gummy bears are licked and applied to the face to make it look like a beard made out of gummy. This word was first pioneered in the blog www.thecliarnival.com
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A rare species of mammal that lives exclusively on community college campuses. It is roughly seven feet tall, with a large hump in its back. This bipedal hominid has long, scraggly facial hair, which usually has bits of sandwich in it (from whence it's common name is derived; its scientific name is Sandwichus beardicus).
Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.
Several species of bird nest in its unkempt facial hair, and it cares for this colony tenderly, so that it can feast upon them at a later date. This "farming" method may denote some semblance of intelligence, though its mental capacities are dubious, as the creature seems to have invested over ten thousand dollars of its own money in a bad mermaid movie.
The Sandwich-beard uncurled from the foliage of the community college parking lot, emerging into the sun, and attempting (in vain) to find a mate.
by RD323 August 25, 2010
Get the Sandwich-beard mug.1. The American cookbook author, teacher, syndicated columnist and television personality whose namesake, the James Beard Award, is the highest honor in cooking.
2. Variant of beard when referring to a dinner date.
2. Variant of beard when referring to a dinner date.
by Foodee604 May 14, 2015
Get the James Beard mug.A very large beard on a person's face that shouts pediphile. Mostly found on a man's face but on a rare occasion a women's face.
by chazz-le-dazzle lambert December 1, 2009
Get the Pediphile Beard mug.A beard that is so small and pitiful that you can see the skin through it. Flesh beards are very common in people that are to young to grow facial hair, but still try, thinking it makes them look cool by trying to grow a beard.
Matt: Robert, I just hit puberty!
Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.
Matt: Shut up! I do not!
Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.
Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.
Matt: Shut up! I do not!
Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.
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