Eating Jelly Beans

Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.

The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans

by Bigman Jorge December 1, 2020

jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019

Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022

pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012

Cool Beans

A phrase, used to indicate being pleased about something, accepting something, agreeing with something, also ending convosations and a phrase that can be used when there isnt really anything else to say, saves it from being arquard. Also used as a state of emotion; Happieness, feeling alright, being cool (but a slightly geekyer version of cool) being gernerally ok, or feeling shit and not wanting to say because you know it will start a big convosation on the topic. Copyright, to Lucy Wright, created the phrase 'Cool Beans.'

How are you?
Im good thanks, you?
Im cool beans.

by Raunchy RahRah November 23, 2009

cool beans

Its just a enhanced version of kool and can be substituted in its place whenever extra enthusiasm is needed.

Cool beans!

by Pee Wee May 1, 2003

for beans

To do something for no logical reason.

Paul: I just punched an old lady in the face.
Bob: uhh why?
Paul: for beans
Bob: oh cool

Greg: I DID IT FUH THA BEANS!

by jacobess January 3, 2009