Bartley

yet another name for weed!

oi mate, sort me some of that bartley! that shit is sweet!

by mk gal x July 31, 2008

Double barrel

To take the urinal right next to one that is being used when there are other urinals available, usually done intentionally

"Man, I can't believe it! There were 6 urinals open and that old man still double barreled me!"

"He probably just wanted to get a better look at your watch."

by Bibaleebu March 21, 2010

Tight-in-a-Barrel

A word like cool and awesome but is very original...

I am SO Tight-in-a-Barrel!
Whoa...That girl is TIGHT-in-a-barrel

by Philly May 21, 2004

Bartel

To spill food or drink on your shirt,pants or car

Fuck Man I just dumped half my coffee on my shirt . Dude I hate when I bartel myself.

by ba5tard December 7, 2011

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know

by The Man Who Fist Small Animals May 4, 2010

cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.

"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"

by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014

bartlett hours

A person who works many more hours than they are expected to, solely for the good of others and for no personal gain could be described as working "bartlett hours".

"Working through your meal breaks again eh? It must be hard keeping up those Bartlett hours!"

by Mother Teresa's assistant December 26, 2007