barrhaven

One of the fastest growing residential communities in the city of Ottawa, municipality of Nepean. Normally surrounded by acres and acres of farmland, it's northen boundary is dictated by Fallowfield road, extending west to Cedarview road, and east to Prince of Whales dr. As of late 2005, it features a 6-theatre cinema, and a large strip mall on Strandherd road featuring Wal-Mart, Staples, Winners, and Loblaws among others. Real-estate value ranges anywhere from $110,000 to $1,500,000 in Barrhaven. It is also notorious for the large presence of ethnic minorities, including those of middle eastern or indian heritage, as well as asians. Often nicknamed "Brownhaven". Flooded with catholic schools, Barrhaven also has an extremely nice landscape, featuring many public parks and playgrounds that have been built within the last two years. It takes approximately 45 minutes to get downtown via Ottawa's OCTranspo, and a car or bike is required to get anywhere within the neighbourhood itself.

"Let's go downtown, though you'll have to give me 45mins since I'm commuting from Barrhaven"

by awwjyeah November 30, 2005

Muddy Wheel barrow

When you blow your load in someone’s ass hole and in an effort to save your sheet (or whatever your on) you grab your partner by the ankles and make them walk on their hands until you get to the bathroom (or a proper dumping area).

If it weren’t for the muddy wheel barrow I would have ruined my new sheets!

by nicktheprick January 10, 2008

barrage

Rapid and continuous delivery. The heavy fire of artillery to saturate an area rather than hit a specific target.

Lay down a barrage in the front of the advancing troops!

by MustangGT September 25, 2005

open barrel

When you pour wine into your asshole and let it breathe for 5 minutes then pour it into a glass and drink it as normal. May also be referred to as Browned & Aged Pinot-Noir.

Last night at the wine tasting we did an open barrel! It was amazing!

by A fat dude named Fridge October 23, 2017

fantasia barrino

An American Idol who should:
(1) Not be allowed to announce commercial breaks
(2) Not wear shoes to her performances

(1)Ryan Seacrest: "We'll announce who's cut..." (hands mic to fantasia)
Fantasia: "after the commercial... the break and all that good stuff"
(2) "I broke my shoe!"

by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005

South Barrington

Out of all the Barringtons, this is the most "new money" of them all. It also has the most wealthy Asians in Cook County and possibly the whole Chicago area. It seems like all the rich Asians from Schaumburg and Hoffman Estates are moving to South Barrington to get away from the Asians and Hispanics who are ONLY "upper-middle class".

Dude, have you been to South Barrington? It is so rich and unaffected by the recession that they might as well call it South Asia.

by northwestallday November 24, 2010

Cracker Barrel

A better way to say you want to kill yourself

I’m going to Cracker Barrel when I get home

by Hobbybiggins May 11, 2018