Bagel

Somebody who is very cool, often referred to as swaggy.

She is such a bagel! :heart_eyes:

by Real Zammy April 27, 2021

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Bagel rizz

Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.

Nahhh no way this dude tried bagel rizz

by DontBeatWomenPlz May 6, 2024

Bagel

What you say after you trick your friend into looking over there.

guy1: hi guy2
guy2: look over there
guy1: huh
guy2: BAGEL
guy1: kill yourself

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Fluffy Bagel

An asshole that as absurd of hair

Did you see Tyler’s fluffy bagel? He needs to start waxing

by KrispyPepper June 1, 2023

Bagel

When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

by Phil-osoraptor February 1, 2024

Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.

"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."

by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025