sexy as hell 

1.- one who look beyond sexy can describe

she looks sexy as hell with that dress

sexy as hell by mclovin03 January 4, 2012

sexy as fuck

1. One who is sexy beyond all reason.

2. One who you wish to do right then and there.

Dayum, Ezra is sexy as fuck.

sexy as fuck by jfk;ajklawd November 18, 2005

Sharp as a Beach Ball 

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.

That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!

Sharp as a Beach Ball by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007

as the kids would say 

Usaully said by older folk trying to say something not realted to the generation, to say this is to confirm you are older than the age group that uses the previous pharse.

"I will do a dab... As the kids would say"

as the kids would say by Neat_As October 9, 2017

slow as molasses 

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

slow as molasses by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

Straight as a bow

Wordplay on the expression "straight as an arrow". It basically means gay.

So that Doogie Houser dude, Neil Patrick Harris, he's straight right? I mean he did fuck those two strippers in Harold & Kumar.

Naw, man, he's straight as a bow.

Straight as a bow by Dark Master Joey February 18, 2009

sweet as

a new zealander expression to mean "cool!" , "right", "agreed"

- u fellas need a ride?
- yes we do bro!, sweet as!

sweet as by Santiago Herrera February 23, 2008