smart arse

A persons ability to get everything correct, often without even having to think about it.

e.g. Miss Ross (a.k.a. the Power)
An urban legend who uses her Smart Arse power to infuriate those around her!

by The Gamester Ad Helpline July 16, 2008

your arse

Testing urban dictionary word of the day "your face" on my urban freind he said your arse there fore your arse is used as a riposte(quick response) to your face

idiotic person 1 "ha ha get it right up ye"(scottish for in your face)
idiotic person 2 "your face"
idiotic person 1 "what?"
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
idiotic person 2 YOUR FACE
idiotic person 1 your arse
Authority figure: 'shut up and do your work'
idiotic person 2 & idiotic person 1 'yes miss'

by Urban Dictionary March 16, 2005

dirty arse lick

Derogatory term used to describe someone that likes to lick dirty arses.

"You fucking dirty arse lick"

by Bettsy September 20, 2006

The Perfect Arse

A 30 degree concave chunk of fine-ised smooth warm flesh.

La derrier perfect!

by Big Dave (Yeah Go on MUG ME) February 25, 2004

Piss arse

Used around Milton Keynes and Newport Pagnell as a referance towards drinking carlsberg, (brewed in Northampton neighbouring town) Derogitory term for a poor class of lager.

Awwww narrr bruvv I ent drink here they've only go Piss Arse on tap!

by Drew Russell January 29, 2009

i.pain_in_the_arse

Used to describe the asshattery and gadgets around the corporation that provides trendy/gimmicky but quite disposable devices.
Also known as Apple.

US equivalent: i.pain_in_the_ass/butt

Apple fan-boi: Apple Apple Apple <3 <3 <3

Normal guy: Oh great just what this place needs, another;

i.pain_in_the_arse.

Apple fan-boi: droool... gurgle...

by sickof gimmicks March 3, 2010

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

by quimmerman October 18, 2007