German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

Armie

A walking paradox. Armie will gas you up, ruin your life, and still have the audacity to say “you knew what this was.”
He’s not your man — he’s the main event.
Tells you he’s busy building an empire, but somehow still has time to watch your story and disappear again.
Calls it “protecting his peace” when he ghosts you for 3 weeks.
Never argues. Just calmly makes you feel like the crazy one.
His cologne? Regret and curiosity.
You’ll never replace him — just date people who remind you of him and fall short.

“He texted ‘wyd’ with a period. Now I’m spiraling. I hate this Armie.”

by Qatiqua August 1, 2025

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”

Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.

by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018

History army productions

History army productions has been animating for 4 years and he havent made an animation which is more than 1 minute long. Some say he only makes test and delay his animations on purpose.

History never finishes an animation which isnt a test. History army productions is a word which is used for people who never finishes animations

by Abeaver studios January 20, 2021

Australia army cadets

The men with the hardest cocks that actually go to the army instead of becoming a flight attendant

Look how cool the Australia army cadets are

by Sargent sheeran November 12, 2023

Red Army Rock

A Vikinglaw's Red Army member (usually Initiate-Conscript) that is a new player which has not good knowledge of the Military Simulator rules, or just want to mess around.

Yo, that Junior Conscript is a Red Army Rock he keeps Team Killing me!
I know right, we should report that Red Army Rock to a HR.

by minecraft epic gamer October 30, 2020