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no-jams ARMY

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
by mei is better than you February 20, 2023
mugGet the no-jams ARMYmug.

Army recruiter

A person who, somehow, gets paid 3x your salary to recruit graduating high school students for military activities that contribute nothing of society.
Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
by Clay_ July 17, 2022
mugGet the Army recruitermug.

Armie

A girl who is adventurous and very loyal. She makes the funniest jokes but sometimes could come off as rude.

Loves the company of others but still needs to have time for herself alone. She may look tough on the outside but is actually very sensitive and emotional.

Easily cries to sad movies and empathized deeply with others.

She has her own charm that you can simply love about her. Goal-oriented and is outstanding in organizing ang making up plans.

If you love her then don't let her go cause she's going to be there for you forever.
Guy: Hey, Armie! Want to go out for a drive?

Armie: No, sorry I have boyfriend.

Guy: Oh!
by Fangirl-nim November 23, 2021
mugGet the Armiemug.

marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!
1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!
by Sadman101 September 28, 2018
mugGet the marching the armymug.

Army Central

A BTS ARMY Discord Server that was opened on the 25th of March 2018. Army Central has a variety of channels such as art, writing, food, memes, and more. Army Central has their own BTS channels and extra few channels. We also have a Kpop and other fandom channels for everyone's liking. Trust me, as a fellow user of being in ARMY CENTRAL, You'll be confused a lot of the time since the chats are always on 25/8. Everyone's kind and friendly! just don't question the **fw chats.
Person 1: Woah, what happen to you? Had a bad night? Didn't sleep well?
Person 2: No, the ARMY CENTRAL was hype late at night, couldn't stop at all.
by sarmsugar November 22, 2018
mugGet the Army Centralmug.

saiyan army

It’s a army made by Rikeiok they’re the best army on tiktok and they never miss on their takes
Saiyan army taking over 😈😈
by Rikeiok February 20, 2021
mugGet the saiyan armymug.

THE CHEETO ARMY

The Cheeto Army is an army made of very cool people. The leader of the Cheeto army is a very cool guy called sludge! They have tried to stop people such as Meowbahh.
Hey George, I joined The Cheeto Army.
by Xaelance September 3, 2022
mugGet the THE CHEETO ARMYmug.

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