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bad apple

1. In the classical sense: A criminal beyond rehabilitation

2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
Usages:

1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.

2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
by Qual May 5, 2006
mugGet the bad applemug.

Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013
mugGet the Apple Cumblemug.

apple juely

The best ship ever, between Ely and Apple juice, the perfect couple
"I love apple juice"

"i love you too Ely"
*Making out noises*
"lets call out baby apple juely"
by rubix cube nerd March 30, 2023
mugGet the apple juelymug.

apple tourettes

Commonly associated with the tic, or movement disorder in which a person who suffers from Apple Tourettes is having an episodic manifestation i.e. swearing uncontrollably, expressing anger or frustration that is uncontrollable will also throw objects close at hand including apples.
The individual suffering from Apple Tourettes was observed in a state of anger and frustration, reaching for, and throwing an apple at the target of their anger, narrowly missing their head.
by An apple a day September 21, 2016
mugGet the apple tourettesmug.

Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake
My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples
by mariamagma November 7, 2016
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Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.
Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.
by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013
mugGet the Triple Applemug.

Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles
by Lvposty July 6, 2019
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