(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.
by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008
Get the apple barrel mug.1. In the classical sense: A criminal beyond rehabilitation
2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
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1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.
2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.
2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
by Qual May 5, 2006
Get the bad apple mug.The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.
by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010
Get the Mickey Apple mug.A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
by desertbears July 10, 2010
Get the Sock Apple mug.An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.
Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.
by David Kahn December 2, 2007
Get the The Apple of Inappropriateness mug.When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013
Get the Apple Cumble mug.A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.
Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.
by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013
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