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apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.
That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth
by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008
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bad apple

1. In the classical sense: A criminal beyond rehabilitation

2. In more modern terms: The opposite of apple bottom. A butt that's beyond the point of being nice and shapely and is just plain fat.
Usages:

1. George got sentenced to a double life term in federal prison. Growing up, people always knew he was a bad apple.

2. Guy 1: Yo, have you seen Kim? She put on mad weight son.
Guy 2: Man, she's sportin' some bad apple.
by Qual May 5, 2006
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Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.
I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.
by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010
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Sock Apple

A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
I cant eat this, its a sock apple.
by desertbears July 10, 2010
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The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.
Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.
by David Kahn December 2, 2007
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Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013
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Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.
Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.
by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013
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