Ian he

dude that has a mental age of 5 years old and never seems to understand anything in life. also the same dude that seems to get more men than he does real bitches.

person A: oh he looks gay
person B: he must be a Ian He

by IANS MOTHer October 11, 2022

Ian

Spawns in at age 40

John: Hey, Ian!

Ian: Hello, John.

John: Have you ever been under 40?

Ian: No.

by Ryder the Sherm-head Asshole January 8, 2022

Ian

Wants to experiment with butt stuff but won’t admit it. Cares about his lifted Ford F350 more than you. Definitely a tit man. Eats a lot but never gains any weight. Keeps his money in a coffee can because he doesn’t trust banks. Thinks coffee is a hard drug but has a massive wang and shaves his pits

Damn my ass looks so phat in these tie dyed booty shorts…

Yeah you look like Ian when he worked at the gay club

by iankatulski December 7, 2021

anti-dis-establish-men-tar-ian

A person seeking to keep the church from being disenfranchised.

anti-dis-establish-men-tar-ian is a person, and a anti-dis-establish-men-tar-ian-ism is a mindset.

by TrueBlueHue1 August 27, 2023

Ian

A retard man who always to try a guy

I hope im not like ian

by acestes December 22, 2022

Ian

Probally also one of the awesomest kids in class.

Whos that awesome kid with Josh.
Definetly Ian.

by Jdjjskskakaksks May 13, 2020

Ian

“Ian” is basically “ I’m not” or “ I didn’t”

“Ian talking to him no more, he weird.” —> “I’m not talking to him no more, he weird”
“Ian take that long”
“I didn’t take that long”

by p$yfairy_ September 26, 2023