Eddie is sweet and cute. He comes off as rough around the edges, and he can be annoying sometimes, but he notices the little things, such as the little things that piss you off, and how to give you a genuine smile. Eddie is athletic and competitive in sports, and is who you would think is a jock, but after getting to know him isn’t. Eddie is the type of person who you would imagine years from now, holding hands at the beach while the sun sets. If you like an Eddie, tell him, or you will regret it for a long time.
God, that Eddie kid is soo annoying...yet cute...I want to be his friend
*Two years later*
I’m really happy I got to know him. He isn’t what I thought he would be. I love him.
*Two years later*
I’m really happy I got to know him. He isn’t what I thought he would be. I love him.
by @_kat December 16, 2019

A rather small child who has a very underdeveloped brain that causes him to get angry very fast. His brother also plays the flute which is a very sensitive spot for him. It is also of note that he has erictile disfunction and a gigantic forehead, which prevents him from getting laid.
1: Bruh that man's brother is playing the flute
2:Oh that's Eddie's brother he is very angry about it
2:Oh that's Eddie's brother he is very angry about it
by A_Furry_Lol June 22, 2020

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Eddie is the nicest and the bestest friend ever! I can trust him with anything, I can literally like tell him anything and he’ll give me the best advice ever.
Emily
Emily
Eddie okie
by And a oop I’m a frigin turtle October 20, 2019

by treayy December 21, 2020

Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.
Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
by andrea63278879603 November 23, 2021

An 'Eddie Deloach,' also known as, 'pulling an Eddie Deloach,' is where the occupants of a house turn their front yard into their backyard, without the slightest regard as to what their neighbors might think about it . It is achieved by moving, all lawn furniture, grills, coolers, plastic pots, etc, that were once restricted by zoning laws to your backyard, into your front yard. Its name is derived from Eddie Deloach, the mayor of Savannah, GA who has stopped all enforcement of the city's zoning code outside the city's historic district.
Look at that yard, it's disgusting how the occupants pulled an Eddie Deloach. It makes the whole street look like a trailer park.
by cat of nine tails April 27, 2019
