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Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
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Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
by anonymous tardsy April 6, 2022
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The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Agenda Babe

A woman with a specific plan of action and a strong-willed focus to achieve it. She is generally calculating and cold hearted but quick to do whatever it takes to achieve the goal.
Bill: Did you see Mary at the party, she was a bitch to me but kissing ass to anyone with a gold card.

Bob: Yeah, that bitch is an Agenda Babe looking for for a man with cash.
by GhengisBike December 10, 2010
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agendasize

To create an agenda and priortize the agenda at the same time. See Agenda and Priority.
"It" never seems to agendasize the day and this contributes to a lack of productivity and efficiency.
by Gunzo's September 30, 2011
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ageitated

The feeling that a man gets when he cant tell if a girl is 14 or 21. so he doesn't know if he can hit on her without going to jail
Jeremy saw the girl in his building that he likes a lot. But he cant tell if those legs and that butt are underage or not. He was very ageitated, so he went upstairs to spend another night alone.
by mrfink June 16, 2011
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