Cannon Speener

A person who is both high and drunk at the same time.

Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.

by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010

Cannon Ball

A nickname for tall (on the heavier side) white girls.

Will cannon ball break the bed tonight?

by Coontorf August 30, 2023

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Slipper-Cannon

A term defining various degree of open (sexual) relationships: full, partial, or none.

Is your relationship full slipper-cannon? Nah, my partner doesn't enjoy it to the same extent as I do.

by Omnomnomnomninja April 8, 2025

Coon cannon

During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.

I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.

by Wet wipe April 17, 2019

The Cannon

When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon

Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere

by The piss artist December 7, 2022

Cannon

An annoying, overrated piece of music written by some guy named Pacabell.

They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?

by Obadiah's existential crisis January 18, 2024