farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

half-willy

When you stare at something and your dick gets half hard.

Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!

by Dick Hardsworth September 11, 2016

Will 'Willy' White

William Paul White is an Irish professional gangster yo and is known to the streets as "Tha Colossal Willy".

Will once had a heart attack and his heart lost.

Will once drowned a fish.

Will once got Covid and he made Covid go into lockdown.

When Will drops rizz he makes sure it doesn't get back up.

Ghosts tell scary stories about Will White at camp fires.

When Will crosses the road cars look both ways.
Dinosours once talked shit about Will, where are the dinosours are now?

Damn Will 'Willy' White got that dawg in him!

by arnold12345 November 12, 2022

Silly Willy

A wet willy to the eye socket.

"Ah god don't give me a silly willy!"

by submison February 22, 2009

willy wobblers

men who wobble each others willies

billy is a willy wobbler

by jason alan richard wosley May 9, 2003

willie dog

an old southern expression for young males when they are caught playing with there penis by there mother or another adult athority

1. lil shaboz missed his bus because he wanted to show his mother how red he made his willie dawg after multiple hand abuse.

2.Bryan is grounded because he was caught by the janitor playing with his willie dawg.

3. Bryan was thrown out of anatomy class for repetedly tickling his willie dawg

by clitmasterxxx October 5, 2003

weird willy

a wet willy given with a woman's vaginal secretions.

I was finger blasting some skank, pulled them out, and gave her a weird willy.

by mag light dick April 9, 2016