Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

wet ears

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.

mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today

by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017

Wet Wanda

When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...

My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.

by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

Wet balaclava

Wet Balaclava - Noun - a colloquium to describe the type of beating you get when it's raining and you're up the Shankill

Eoin made a mistake and took a walk up the Shankill. He ended up in the hospital after a wet balaclava

by NothingButBant July 29, 2016

Wet Humping

Like dry humping, but without any clothes on.

She wouldn't have sex with me, but we were wet humping for 45 minutes. This is the worst of all possible scenarios, because now I have been exposed to whatever venereal diseases she carries without being able to get credit for fucking her.

by ezola April 16, 2008

wet dream

When you have sex Avatar style. Ejaculating to an imagined incredible sexual experience, while your actual body lays sweaty in a cocoon like state.

"Dude, i had a "wet dream" about your mom last night"
"Friday is the 4th anniversary of her car accident"
"yeah, you wanna go to wing street?"

"wet dream"

by m. Stephen November 21, 2010

wet sex

best type of sex in the world, usualy done in water or some fluid

damn girl, dat was da best wet sex i've ever had!

by billyjoebob October 22, 2004