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Soccer

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.
Soccer
by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019
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Soccer

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.
John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football
by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023
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National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.
by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021
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bad at soccer

Gets an obserd amount of females daily
by Balls225 April 27, 2022
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soccering

yea, they were soccering the ball
by thatsagreeeeatword June 15, 2022
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Clitoris soccer

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013
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Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch
Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died
by Densest August 4, 2017
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