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Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar
by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009
mugGet the Parker Collinsmug.

Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot
Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*
by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019
mugGet the Parkermug.

Peter Parker

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters
by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016
mugGet the Peter Parkermug.

Parker

A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world
Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
by Kayla01 December 13, 2018
mugGet the Parkermug.

Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
mugGet the Parkermug.

Parker

A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
mugGet the Parkermug.

Parker

by ooohhhhhhhhhyeah69 December 11, 2018
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