Noah’s Foot

Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.

Dude 1: Yo is that Noah’s Foot?
Dude 2: Yeah he can’t walk with that massive cock.

by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020

noah poole

An ugly ass piece of shit who should kill themselves.

Have you seen that guy Noah Poole

by Cummywummybummy March 6, 2022

NOAH sexual

This is when you like people thats is named Noah and Noah only
LIke omg his so sexy when his name is Noah like omg fuck me

I love people that is Noah sexual

by alallalallalalal December 1, 2021

Noah and Kalin

The coolest couple ever. Period.

God, I wish I had a Noah and Kalin relationship.

by I hate swag May 25, 2013

Noah Schnapp

The most amazing, cutest, perfect human on the planet!! stars in netflix stranger things as will byers. he is babie, you can fight me on that🥺💞

person: omg look at that cute boy over there.
other person: ya he’s almost as perfect as noah schnapp

by @lovelymillieschnapp on IG December 10, 2019

Pull a Noah

Dating 10 girls in one week

Hey bro I dare you to “pull a Noah”

No way bro i’m not that mean

by jojo851 March 13, 2020

Noah Ram

A cheeky guy with an amorous love of wires.

A boy scout at heart, he is obsessed with his saxophone being 'bigger than others', and his plethora of bad jokes.

"Have you met Noah Ram?"
"What, Isaac's boyfriend?"
"Yeaaaah, that's the guy"
"I saw him sniffing wires once. Weird"

by BiggestFan! December 20, 2022