Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.
Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
by B!tchesloveme April 22, 2022
Get the Matt Pfeffermug. Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !
I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !
by J Arroz July 25, 2012
Get the Matt Fitchnermug. by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020
Get the Matt Hubermug. Pretty good friend and solid dude.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.
Person #1: Was hanging out with my buddy Matt Hunter yesterday havin some drinks and catching up on life.
Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.
Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.
by Hakna Shanovin June 26, 2023
Get the Matt huntermug. A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020
Get the Matt Dormanmug. "Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"
"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023
Get the Matt Surettemug. A broken sol who enjoys wearing a leather equine mask while being whipped by an obese domanatirx while sitting on a road cone covered in hot sauce. Otherwise know as fat mabish
by Blackbeard6969 October 8, 2019
Get the matt fabishmug.