Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Some one that will take your girl or make you his he is the one and only he is also gods first child
by Uuuctvh August 04, 2021
damn that guy over there is a satanic lewis
by That kid who submitted this February 06, 2018
she's the biggest baddie around she rolls around kingsmead with her baddie sticks and is just a total baddie !!!!
tilly lewis rice !!! i heard she's an ultra baddie
by iamurmum123456 September 06, 2021
Someone who is dumb as can get. It’s really funny cause they will do anything you bet them to do. Sometimes he wants to fuck
by JOMMYJHONSON June 15, 2019
Lewis is a strong and manly man who worships all men. He can be very sexual to people of the male variety. He is often quiet but when he isn’t he can found screaming lyrics to any song.
Lewis Stewart is a small little boy
by Loshi426 July 18, 2022
A ,Lewie Nerd is a rare breed of Nerd and is commonly mistaken for a weirdo. These Nerds arent your usual type, they dont wear glasses, no braces but have a decent amount of spots on their fat forehead.
by SuperNerd+×÷ January 30, 2020