Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017

zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.

I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.

by barry tyrone September 13, 2020

Zach

He is very very very good looking and gets all the girls and is the president of ADZU.

I want to be Zach one day.

by ZachFan123 December 16, 2021

zach

the act of pulling out before something even begun because you´re an insecure incel.

Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.

by Ejoyz January 3, 2023

Zach

Someone when u first meet him u Will wonder about him more anyone else sometimes. Zach is really interesting once u know What he.s like. HONESTly he is the most awesome and Amazing person i.v ever seen with the most breathtaking smile with eyes that lights up the sun...he has light brown curly hair and greyish light green eyes. He has big egos and the wild dreams to fly up in the sky ...while shooting bullets down or something. A virgo. When he finds out u.v had a crush on him..he catches the worst momment to tell u he knows by not saying anything...GINKS if he ever says tht it means Thankyou for everything u.v done to give me attention but the end is here ... ur a nice one over all ...Zach is like everyones fav but u know i gotta enjoy every momment with him cause there.s always gonna be a time when u regret not beING with him enough..apon the milkyway you.ll him again with his smile that lights up Mars and Jupiter.....₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅ )̧̢ ₎₎ i whopp u

Zach is a star tht comes when u need Someone u enjoy the most ...but he has to go when the time is here.....LOOOLLL FLY AWAY DICKS

by Beckyou skidushit (๑‾᷅^‾᷅๑elmo January 16, 2020

Zach

An alcoholic who caught an Afghanistan Slushy from a call girl, this man has cock size issues.

Guy 1: remember that guy from HR for Afghan Slushie ?

Guy 2: yeah I heard his name is Zach.

by Get real 23 April 30, 2025

Zach/Zachary

Zach/Zachary is a zesty lil biotch. Acts super fruity, but also has brainrot.

Amelia: Bro, did you hear Zach yelling “SKIBIDI!” yesterday?
Olivia: You mean the gay kid? Like Zach/Zachary?

by anonymous July 23, 2024