Any individual who through fate or their own misfortune finds themselves wearing a headset and mostly taking incoming calls for any organization that provides "assistance" to idiots too dumb to RTFM, or follow simple written directions, just so they can pay their freakin' bills and get another job.
Well since Bush has turned his back on the middle class and ruined the economy, I'll take one of these "great new jobs in the service economy" and work as a phone zombie at a couple of jobs to try to hang onto my mortgage/apartment/refrigerator box, till I get a job that pays more than $8.00 an hour if I'm lucky!
by Bruiser August 3, 2004
Get the phone zombiemug. is when your recieving oral sex from a girl. when she stops you bite a chunk out of her cheek, then slowly walk away saying "brains".
by spadedace January 1, 2009
Get the angry zombiemug. Unintentionally friending someone, as when Facebook sends friend requests to everyone in your contacts list.
by Son of Hogzilla February 24, 2010
Get the zombie-friendedmug. Any old movie that appears on television, usually on a Saturday afternoon, that mesmorizes the victim while channel surfing. The victim is then forced to see the rest of the movie until the end, putting the victim, usually male, into a zombie-like state. The movie is usually characterized by bad special effects, questionable acting, and may have won a "razzie" award.
Good examples are "Big Trouble in Little China", "The Last Dragon", and any odd-numbered Star Trek movie.
Joan was almost ready to leave, but her husband got caught by a Zombie movie while channel surfing.
Joan was almost ready to leave, but her husband got caught by a Zombie movie while channel surfing.
by Dweeb0401 September 30, 2011
Get the Zombie moviemug. When a large crowd wants something so badly their primal instincts take over and they reach out there arms, push, and shove to retrieve said item.
by The Riddler4000 November 26, 2010
Get the Zombie Effectmug. One who is addicted to narcotics, usually heroin. The name is in reference to the zombielike state of the individual (apathy, lethargy, sluggishness).
by red commie bastard November 26, 2006
Get the junk zombiemug. An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.
I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping
by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014
Get the blackfriday zombiemug.