by Randjit January 12, 2008
Get the You're the biggest mug out of all of usmug. A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014
Get the You're off my Christmas card listmug. Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010
Get the I'm just pissing on you're titsmug. Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy
by dxniell8 December 27, 2020
Get the You're so dog water my guymug. 7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.
by frabrizio March 23, 2017
Get the I'll tell you when you're oldermug. See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.
A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."
Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."
Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.
Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
by NINerd January 17, 2009
Get the get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck onmug. "Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"
What she really means by "you're welcome"
"Slide in my DMs"
"You're welcome"
What she really means by "you're welcome"
"Slide in my DMs"
by dm expert July 23, 2014
Get the what she really means by "you're welcome"mug.